Found myself squinting and leaning my head toward the computer screen. Could be the days of 20/20 and 20/10 vision are behind me.

Yup. The ice cream helped.

Enough with the “oh, wow, he said you sometimes need to make war to make peace!” What did you think he’d say? Enough. Seriously.

Car won’t start.

Hey! Would you look at that?! We’ve got a snowball *and* Hell going on here at the same time! It’s a Christmas miracle!

Bodily function, bodily function, bathroom, bedroom, pus. #tmituesday

I’m sore. #tmituesday

I like a President who thinks sharing hugs (because of good news) is something worth mentioning to the public.

Today I heard a term I fear will become standard: “physical books.” I’m distressed. And old.

Those were some fierce shallots.